Frozen Greek yogurt protein bark swirled with pistachio cream and topped with toasted kataifi, sugar-free dark chocolate and crushed pistachios — the viral Dubai chocolate flavor in the easiest frozen dessert format on the planet. 8 g protein, 80 calories per piece. No churning, no ice cream maker.
Servings 12peace
Course Dessert, Snack
Cuisine American, Middle Eastern
Ingredients
For the protein yogurt base:
2cupsGreek yogurt450 g, 5% fat
1/3cupvanilla whey protein powder30 g
2tbspallulose24 g
1teaspoonpure vanilla extract
1/4teaspoonfine sea salt
For the Dubai chocolate topping:
1/4cuppistachio cream or pistachio butter60 g, pure 100%
1/4cupkataifi pastry20 g, toasted
1teaspoon ghee or butterfor toasting kataifi
1/4cupsugar-free dark chocolate45 g, chopped
1teaspooncoconut oil
2tablespoonscrushed pistachios
1pinchflaky sea salt
Equipment
9x13 inch rimmed baking sheet
Parchment paper
Small skillet (for toasting kataifi)
Medium mixing bowl
- Whisk
Spatula
Method
Toast the kataifi. Cut kataifi into 1/2-inch lengths. Melt ghee in a small skillet over medium-low heat. Add kataifi and toast, stirring constantly, 4 to 5 minutes until deeply golden. Spread on a plate to cool completely.
Make the protein yogurt base. In a medium bowl, whisk together Greek yogurt, protein powder, allulose, vanilla and fine sea salt for 90 seconds until completely smooth and silky.
Spread and swirl. Line a 9x13-inch rimmed baking sheet with parchment. Pour the yogurt mixture onto the parchment and spread into an even layer about 1/4-inch thick. Dollop pistachio cream in 6 to 8 spots. Use a knife to gently swirl the pistachio cream into the yogurt, creating a marbled green pattern. Don't overmix.
Add the Dubai chocolate finish. Melt dark chocolate with coconut oil in 15-second microwave bursts until smooth. Drizzle in zig-zag lines over the bark. Sprinkle cooled toasted kataifi evenly across, followed by crushed pistachios and flaky sea salt.
Freeze. Transfer the baking sheet to the freezer and freeze 3 to 4 hours until fully solid.
Break and serve. Lift the bark off the parchment and break into 12 irregular shards using your hands. Serve immediately. Best eating texture is 2 to 3 minutes out of the freezer.
Nutrition
Calories80kcal
Notes
Storage: Freezer-safe airtight container with parchment between layers up to 3 weeks. Peak quality 2 weeks.
Sweetener: Allulose only. Erythritol and stevia crystallize and turn the bark icy.
Yogurt: 5% fat Greek yogurt gives the best texture. 0% freezes too icy, full fat too dense.
Kataifi: Toast deep golden and add on top after the wet components — never mix into the yogurt base.
Protein: Whey or casein only. Plant protein makes yogurt grainy.